a hangover is the wrath of grapes
you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks
mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible
do you see it
d o y o u
when u hear someone talking shit about u
How DC ends their movies:
How Marvel ends their movies:
when people say bad things about your best friend